Who Gave Him the Manual?

All right, no more joking around, whoever gave Jay the official HOH manual needs to come out with your hands up....

Seriously, I don't know what happened. But lately Jay has developed a knack for this HOH thing, and while I admit there's a part of me that's proud of him, there's a part of me thinking about planning my escape! I've been spanked more these past few weeks, and (eek) I think he's actually beginning to enjoy it! Is he turning into a spanko? Ahhhhhhhh!

So where did my wishy-washy "I don't want to spank you" husband go? I'd really like to know! Jay doesn't read blogs or research. In fact, he hasn't even read my blog. So how is he learning all this stuff? Is there some kind of DD Fortress of Solitude where he goes to learn HOH-y things? I can't figure it out!

All I know is lately, I haven't been able to get away with anything! And yes, I'm not supposed to want to get away with anything (I know, I know, shut-up people!), but c'mon, a girl sometimes needs a break! Sometimes it's getting hard to even go a day without getting in trouble, often for multiple things!

Of course, when I ask for a break, he tells me to be good, and I'll get one! Well, that's a nice thought, but let's be honest here.... Anyway, I think I need a new tactic. Lingerie? Maybe, That's had a good track record, heh, heh, heh. I ordered some particularly racy items, so there's a possibility. But I don't know, with his new found iron resolve, I'm starting to doubt if even that will save my bottom.
 
"I've known you for eight years, Kay" he told me yesterday, "and I know every trick you've got. And none of them are going to work anymore!"  Dang it. Oh well. At least I'll look good during it.

So what do I do now?  Nope, not listening. I don't want to hear stuff about submission. I want a way to do what I want, and not get in trouble. And goody-two shoes out there, shut up. So anybody got a way? Anybody?

Oh, all right, ALL RIGHT! I hear you, stupid conscience, geez! I'll try to be good! I'll try it! I'll even start right now!

So...being good. Um, how does one do that? Really? Because it seems like I'm constantly on a collision course with trouble! Like I can't help myself! Yesterday, I didn't eat like I was supposed to. I didn't clean the kitchen like I was supposed to. And I sassed him. It may seem like it's easy to not get in trouble for the same things today (I'm supposed to learn something from a spanking, right?), but I assure you it's not easy at all! Especially with my tendency to get distracted by bright and shiny objects (Or a bright and shiny computer).

Dang it, I'm distracted right now. Blogging when I should be working. Arrgh! Guess I've got to go. Wish me and my still sore bottom luck! :)